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Pet death

My sister had their beloved pet mouse 🐁 Oscar eaten by …

↩ start another snivelling excuse 🃏 shuffle 🦄 random pathetic excuse

a hyena 🐺 a cheetah 😺 an ostrich 🐦 a lynx 😺 a lion 🦁 a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 a pufferfish 🐡 a tiger 🐯 a wild boar 🐗 a hippo 🦛

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