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Pet death

My sister had their beloved pet mouse 🐁 Oscar eaten by …

↩ start another snivelling excuse 🃏 shuffle 🦄 random pathetic excuse

a velociraptor 🦖 a cheetah 😺 a warthog 🐗 a pufferfish 🐡 an elephant 🐘 a wild boar 🐗 a turkey 🦃 an ostrich 🐦 a venomous snake 🐍 a cow 🐮

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