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Pet death

My sister had their beloved pet mouse 🐁 Professor Wibble eaten by …

↩ start another snivelling excuse 🃏 shuffle 🦄 random pathetic excuse

a lion 🦁 a velociraptor 🦖 a warthog 🐗 a hippo 🦛 a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 a tiger 🐯 a turkey 🦃 a cheetah 😺 a hyena 🐺 a bear 🐻

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