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Pet death

My sister had their beloved pet mouse 🐁 Dr Wibble eaten by …

↩ start another snivelling excuse 🃏 shuffle 🦄 random pathetic excuse

a cheetah 😺 a bull 🐮 a bear 🐻 a pufferfish 🐡 a hyena 🐺 a venomous snake 🐍 a lynx 😺 a velociraptor 🦖 a tiger 🐯 an ostrich 🐦

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