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Pet death

My sister had their beloved pet mouse 🐁 Mrs Wibble eaten by …

↩ start another snivelling excuse 🃏 shuffle 🦄 random pathetic excuse

an ostrich 🐦 a venomous snake 🐍 a cheetah 😺 a bear 🐻 a hyena 🐺 a wild boar 🐗 a velociraptor 🦖 a tiger 🐯 a lion 🦁 a crocodile 🐊

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