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Pet death

My sister had their beloved pet mouse 🐁 Mr Wibble eaten by …

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a bull 🐮 a turkey 🦃 a hippo 🦛 a crocodile 🐊 a rhinoceros 🦏 a cow 🐮 a bear 🐻 a lion 🦁 a venomous snake 🐍 a hyena 🐺

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