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Pet death

My sister had their beloved pet mouse 🐁 Zeus eaten by …

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a cow 🐮 a wild boar 🐗 a hippo 🦛 a lion 🦁 a crocodile 🐊 a bull 🐮 a bear 🐻 a rhinoceros 🦏 a hyena 🐺 a venomous snake 🐍

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