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Pet death

My sister had their beloved pet mouse 🐁 Murphy eaten by …

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a turkey 🦃 an ostrich 🐦 an elephant 🐘 a lion 🦁 a hyena 🐺 a wild boar 🐗 a bear 🐻 a bull 🐮 a warthog 🐗 a venomous snake 🐍

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