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Pet death

My sister had their beloved pet mouse 🐁 Thor eaten by …

↩ start another snivelling excuse 🃏 shuffle 🦄 random pathetic excuse

a velociraptor 🦖 a cheetah 😺 an ostrich 🐦 a turkey 🦃 a bull 🐮 a cow 🐮 a lynx 😺 an elephant 🐘 a venomous snake 🐍 a hippo 🦛

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