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Pet death

My sister had their beloved pet mouse 🐁 Squishy eaten by …

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a velociraptor 🦖 a bull 🐮 a tiger 🐯 a hyena 🐺 a venomous snake 🐍 a crocodile 🐊 a rhinoceros 🦏 an elephant 🐘 a lion 🦁 a hippo 🦛

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