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Pet death
My
sister
had their beloved pet
mouse 🐁
Dexter
eaten by
…
↩
start another snivelling excuse
🃏
shuffle
🦄
random pathetic excuse
a cow 🐮
a turkey 🦃
a hyena 🐺
a rhinoceros 🦏
a wild boar 🐗
a bear 🐻
an elephant 🐘
a pufferfish 🐡
a lion 🦁
a venomous snake 🐍
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