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Pet death

My sister had their beloved pet mouse 🐁 Dexter eaten by …

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a turkey 🦃 a tiger 🐯 a velociraptor 🦖 a pufferfish 🐡 a cow 🐮 a bull 🐮 a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 a warthog 🐗 a wild boar 🐗 a venomous snake 🐍

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