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Pet death

My sister had their beloved pet mouse 🐁 Dexter eaten by …

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a cow 🐮 a turkey 🦃 a hyena 🐺 a rhinoceros 🦏 a wild boar 🐗 a bear 🐻 an elephant 🐘 a pufferfish 🐡 a lion 🦁 a venomous snake 🐍

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