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Pet death

My sister had their beloved pet mouse 🐁 Widget eaten by …

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a venomous snake 🐍 a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 a bear 🐻 a lynx 😺 a wild boar 🐗 a rhinoceros 🦏 an ostrich 🐦 a velociraptor 🦖 a hyena 🐺 a crocodile 🐊

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