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Pet death

My sister had their beloved pet mouse 🐁 Jelly eaten by …

↩ start another snivelling excuse 🃏 shuffle 🦄 random pathetic excuse

a velociraptor 🦖 a lynx 😺 a venomous snake 🐍 a rhinoceros 🦏 a pufferfish 🐡 a warthog 🐗 a crocodile 🐊 a wild boar 🐗 an elephant 🐘 a bull 🐮

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