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Pet death

My sister had their beloved pet mouse 🐁 Ziggy eaten by …

↩ start another snivelling excuse 🃏 shuffle 🦄 random pathetic excuse

a crocodile 🐊 a turkey 🦃 a rhinoceros 🦏 a warthog 🐗 a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 a lynx 😺 a lion 🦁 a wild boar 🐗 a cow 🐮 a bull 🐮

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