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Pet death

My sister had their beloved pet mouse 🐁 Simpkins eaten by …

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a cheetah 😺 a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 a bear 🐻 a venomous snake 🐍 a wild boar 🐗 an elephant 🐘 a cow 🐮 a rhinoceros 🦏 a pufferfish 🐡 a warthog 🐗

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