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Pet death

My sister had their beloved pet mouse 🐁 Bilbo eaten by …

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a tiger 🐯 a hippo 🦛 a hyena 🐺 a warthog 🐗 a cow 🐮 a turkey 🦃 a venomous snake 🐍 an ostrich 🐦 a pufferfish 🐡 a bull 🐮

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