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Pet death

My sister had their beloved pet mouse 🐁 Simba eaten by …

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a cow 🐮 a warthog 🐗 an elephant 🐘 a turkey 🦃 a venomous snake 🐍 a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 a pufferfish 🐡 a lion 🦁 a hyena 🐺 a wild boar 🐗

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