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Pet death

My sister had their beloved pet mouse 🐁 Professor Cuddles eaten by …

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a hyena 🐺 a lion 🦁 a bear 🐻 a venomous snake 🐍 a turkey 🦃 a velociraptor 🦖 a warthog 🐗 a rhinoceros 🦏 a crocodile 🐊 a tiger 🐯

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