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Pet death

My sister had their beloved pet mouse 🐁 Professor Cuddles eaten by …

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a rhinoceros 🦏 a pufferfish 🐡 a warthog 🐗 a tiger 🐯 an ostrich 🐦 a velociraptor 🦖 a turkey 🦃 a wild boar 🐗 a venomous snake 🐍 a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝

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