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Pet death

My sister had their beloved pet mouse 🐁 Rt Hon Cuddles eaten by …

↩ start another snivelling excuse 🃏 shuffle 🦄 random pathetic excuse

a venomous snake 🐍 a wild boar 🐗 a crocodile 🐊 a hyena 🐺 a cow 🐮 a bear 🐻 a velociraptor 🦖 an elephant 🐘 a turkey 🦃 a hippo 🦛

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