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Pet death

My sister had their beloved pet mouse 🐁 Rt Hon Cuddles eaten by …

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a cow 🐮 a tiger 🐯 a wild boar 🐗 a velociraptor 🦖 a lion 🦁 a pufferfish 🐡 an elephant 🐘 a hyena 🐺 a warthog 🐗 a venomous snake 🐍

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