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Pet death

My sister had their beloved pet mouse 🐁 Dr Cuddles eaten by …

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a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 a lion 🦁 a tiger 🐯 a venomous snake 🐍 a rhinoceros 🦏 a turkey 🦃 a velociraptor 🦖 a cheetah 😺 a hyena 🐺 an elephant 🐘

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