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Pet death

My sister had their beloved pet mouse 🐁 Miss Cuddles eaten by …

↩ start another snivelling excuse 🃏 shuffle 🦄 random pathetic excuse

a cheetah 😺 a wild boar 🐗 a crocodile 🐊 a bear 🐻 an ostrich 🐦 a warthog 🐗 a tiger 🐯 a lynx 😺 a bull 🐮 a hippo 🦛

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