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Pet death

My sister had their beloved pet mouse 🐁 Ms Cuddles eaten by …

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a lynx 😺 a turkey 🦃 a tiger 🐯 a bear 🐻 a velociraptor 🦖 a venomous snake 🐍 a pufferfish 🐡 a bull 🐮 a lion 🦁 a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝

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