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Pet death

My sister had their beloved pet mouse 🐁 Ms Cuddles eaten by …

↩ start another snivelling excuse 🃏 shuffle 🦄 random pathetic excuse

a turkey 🦃 an ostrich 🐦 a bull 🐮 a cheetah 😺 a pufferfish 🐡 a lynx 😺 a velociraptor 🦖 a crocodile 🐊 a wild boar 🐗 a lion 🦁

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