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Pet death

My sister had their beloved pet mouse 🐁 Mrs Cuddles eaten by …

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a lion 🦁 a wild boar 🐗 a bull 🐮 a cow 🐮 a hyena 🐺 a hippo 🦛 a lynx 😺 a venomous snake 🐍 a crocodile 🐊 a turkey 🦃

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