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Pet death

My sister had their beloved pet mouse 🐁 Mr Cuddles eaten by …

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a turkey 🦃 a bull 🐮 an elephant 🐘 a lynx 😺 an ostrich 🐦 a hippo 🦛 a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 a hyena 🐺 a crocodile 🐊 a bear 🐻

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