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Pet death

My sister had their beloved pet mouse 🐁 Mr Cuddles eaten by …

↩ start another snivelling excuse 🃏 shuffle 🦄 random pathetic excuse

a tiger 🐯 a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 a hippo 🦛 an elephant 🐘 a crocodile 🐊 a velociraptor 🦖 a wild boar 🐗 a cheetah 😺 a lion 🦁 a turkey 🦃

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