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Pet death

My sister had their beloved pet mouse 🐁 Tilly eaten by …

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a wild boar 🐗 a rhinoceros 🦏 an ostrich 🐦 an elephant 🐘 a cheetah 😺 a bear 🐻 a venomous snake 🐍 a velociraptor 🦖 a hippo 🦛 a lynx 😺

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