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Pet death

My sister had their beloved pet mouse 🐁 Tilly eaten by …

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a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 a lion 🦁 a velociraptor 🦖 a pufferfish 🐡 a venomous snake 🐍 a bull 🐮 a crocodile 🐊 a hyena 🐺 a hippo 🦛 a rhinoceros 🦏

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