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Pet death

My sister had their beloved pet mouse 🐁 Tilly eaten by …

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a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 a bull 🐮 a bear 🐻 a crocodile 🐊 a warthog 🐗 a pufferfish 🐡 an ostrich 🐦 an elephant 🐘 a lynx 😺 a turkey 🦃

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