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Pet death

My sister had their beloved pet mouse 🐁 Lola eaten by …

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a wild boar 🐗 an elephant 🐘 a cheetah 😺 a crocodile 🐊 a lion 🦁 a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 a rhinoceros 🦏 a turkey 🦃 a pufferfish 🐡 a bear 🐻

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