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Pet death

My sister had their beloved pet mouse 🐁 Lola eaten by …

↩ start another snivelling excuse 🃏 shuffle 🦄 random pathetic excuse

a crocodile 🐊 a rhinoceros 🦏 a pufferfish 🐡 an ostrich 🐦 a hyena 🐺 a turkey 🦃 a lynx 😺 an elephant 🐘 a warthog 🐗 a cow 🐮

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