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Pet death

My sister had their beloved pet mouse 🐁 Daisy eaten by …

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a tiger 🐯 a bear 🐻 an elephant 🐘 a venomous snake 🐍 a crocodile 🐊 an ostrich 🐦 a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 a pufferfish 🐡 a rhinoceros 🦏 a cheetah 😺

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