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Pet death

My sister had their beloved pet mouse 🐁 Professor Stink eaten by …

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an ostrich 🐦 a cheetah 😺 a lion 🦁 a rhinoceros 🦏 an elephant 🐘 a bull 🐮 a hippo 🦛 a crocodile 🐊 a venomous snake 🐍 a tiger 🐯

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