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Pet death

My sister had their beloved pet mouse 🐁 Professor Stink eaten by …

↩ start another snivelling excuse 🃏 shuffle 🦄 random pathetic excuse

an elephant 🐘 a bull 🐮 a hippo 🦛 a warthog 🐗 a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 a lion 🦁 an ostrich 🐦 a venomous snake 🐍 a lynx 😺 a hyena 🐺

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