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Pet death

My sister had their beloved pet mouse 🐁 Rt Hon Stink eaten by …

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a bull 🐮 a crocodile 🐊 a bear 🐻 a velociraptor 🦖 a hyena 🐺 a pufferfish 🐡 a lion 🦁 a lynx 😺 a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 a hippo 🦛

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