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Pet death

My sister had their beloved pet mouse 🐁 Rt Hon Stink eaten by …

↩ start another snivelling excuse 🃏 shuffle 🦄 random pathetic excuse

a rhinoceros 🦏 a crocodile 🐊 a pufferfish 🐡 a turkey 🦃 an elephant 🐘 a tiger 🐯 a venomous snake 🐍 a cheetah 😺 a hippo 🦛 a velociraptor 🦖

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