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Pet death

My sister had their beloved pet mouse 🐁 Dr Stink eaten by …

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a bull 🐮 a wild boar 🐗 a pufferfish 🐡 a cow 🐮 a hyena 🐺 a hippo 🦛 a turkey 🦃 a cheetah 😺 a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 a warthog 🐗

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