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Pet death

My sister had their beloved pet mouse 🐁 Miss Stink eaten by …

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a bull 🐮 a pufferfish 🐡 a crocodile 🐊 a turkey 🦃 a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 a hyena 🐺 a hippo 🦛 a warthog 🐗 a velociraptor 🦖 a venomous snake 🐍

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