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Pet death

My sister had their beloved pet mouse 🐁 Miss Stink eaten by …

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a crocodile 🐊 a lynx 😺 a venomous snake 🐍 a lion 🦁 a warthog 🐗 a pufferfish 🐡 a bear 🐻 a bull 🐮 a cow 🐮 a velociraptor 🦖

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