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Pet death

My sister had their beloved pet mouse 🐁 Ms Stink eaten by …

↩ start another snivelling excuse 🃏 shuffle 🦄 random pathetic excuse

a venomous snake 🐍 a crocodile 🐊 a pufferfish 🐡 a bear 🐻 a cow 🐮 a lynx 😺 a wild boar 🐗 a cheetah 😺 a hyena 🐺 a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝

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