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Pet death

My sister had their beloved pet mouse 🐁 Mrs Stink eaten by …

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a lion 🦁 a lynx 😺 a venomous snake 🐍 an ostrich 🐦 a bear 🐻 a rhinoceros 🦏 a hippo 🦛 a cow 🐮 a bull 🐮 a tiger 🐯

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