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Pet death

My sister had their beloved pet mouse 🐁 Mrs Stink eaten by …

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a crocodile 🐊 a hippo 🦛 a tiger 🐯 a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 a venomous snake 🐍 a cheetah 😺 a lion 🦁 a wild boar 🐗 a bear 🐻 a rhinoceros 🦏

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