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Pet death

My sister had their beloved pet mouse 🐁 Mr Stink eaten by …

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a tiger 🐯 a turkey 🦃 a velociraptor 🦖 an elephant 🐘 a cow 🐮 a lion 🦁 a bear 🐻 a hyena 🐺 an ostrich 🐦 a hippo 🦛

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