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Pet death

My sister had their beloved pet mouse 🐁 Mr Stink eaten by …

↩ start another snivelling excuse 🃏 shuffle 🦄 random pathetic excuse

a wild boar 🐗 an elephant 🐘 a turkey 🦃 a bear 🐻 a cheetah 😺 a venomous snake 🐍 a velociraptor 🦖 a hyena 🐺 a warthog 🐗 a bull 🐮

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