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Pet death

My sister had their beloved pet mouse 🐁 Bella eaten by …

↩ start another snivelling excuse 🃏 shuffle 🦄 random pathetic excuse

a turkey 🦃 a cheetah 😺 an ostrich 🐦 an elephant 🐘 a crocodile 🐊 a lynx 😺 a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 a pufferfish 🐡 a cow 🐮 a lion 🦁

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