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Pet death

My sister had their beloved pet mouse 🐁 Poppy eaten by …

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a lion 🦁 a velociraptor 🦖 an elephant 🐘 a cow 🐮 a wild boar 🐗 a tiger 🐯 a crocodile 🐊 a turkey 🦃 a venomous snake 🐍 a cheetah 😺

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