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Pet death

My sister had their beloved pet mouse 🐁 Frodo eaten by …

↩ start another snivelling excuse 🃏 shuffle 🦄 random pathetic excuse

a crocodile 🐊 a wild boar 🐗 a velociraptor 🦖 an elephant 🐘 a cheetah 😺 a warthog 🐗 an ostrich 🐦 a hyena 🐺 a pufferfish 🐡 a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝

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