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Pet death

My sister had their beloved pet mouse 🐁 Frodo eaten by …

↩ start another snivelling excuse 🃏 shuffle 🦄 random pathetic excuse

a lynx 😺 a cheetah 😺 a crocodile 🐊 a venomous snake 🐍 a velociraptor 🦖 a rhinoceros 🦏 a turkey 🦃 a pufferfish 🐡 an elephant 🐘 a hippo 🦛

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