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Pet death

My sister had their beloved pet mouse 🐁 Professor Snuffles eaten by …

↩ start another snivelling excuse 🃏 shuffle 🦄 random pathetic excuse

a rhinoceros 🦏 a lynx 😺 a venomous snake 🐍 a bear 🐻 a bull 🐮 a velociraptor 🦖 a lion 🦁 a cow 🐮 a wild boar 🐗 a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝

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