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Pet death

My sister had their beloved pet mouse 🐁 Professor Snuffles eaten by …

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a bull 🐮 a pufferfish 🐡 an ostrich 🐦 a lynx 😺 a cheetah 😺 a rhinoceros 🦏 a hippo 🦛 a venomous snake 🐍 a wild boar 🐗 a bear 🐻

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