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Pet death

My sister had their beloved pet mouse 🐁 Professor Snuffles eaten by …

↩ start another snivelling excuse 🃏 shuffle 🦄 random pathetic excuse

a bear 🐻 a tiger 🐯 a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 a bull 🐮 a hippo 🦛 a wild boar 🐗 a lion 🦁 a lynx 😺 a turkey 🦃 a cheetah 😺

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