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Pet death

My sister had their beloved pet mouse 🐁 Rt Hon Snuffles eaten by …

↩ start another snivelling excuse 🃏 shuffle 🦄 random pathetic excuse

a venomous snake 🐍 an ostrich 🐦 a lynx 😺 a crocodile 🐊 a pufferfish 🐡 a hyena 🐺 a lion 🦁 a wild boar 🐗 a hippo 🦛 a turkey 🦃

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