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Pet death

My sister had their beloved pet mouse 🐁 Rt Hon Snuffles eaten by …

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a bull 🐮 a cheetah 😺 a cow 🐮 a hippo 🦛 a crocodile 🐊 a tiger 🐯 an ostrich 🐦 a turkey 🦃 a venomous snake 🐍 a wild boar 🐗

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