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Pet death

My sister had their beloved pet mouse 🐁 Rt Hon Snuffles eaten by …

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a cheetah 😺 a hyena 🐺 a wild boar 🐗 a crocodile 🐊 a lion 🦁 a turkey 🦃 a velociraptor 🦖 a tiger 🐯 a cow 🐮 a hippo 🦛

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