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Pet death

My sister had their beloved pet mouse 🐁 Dr Snuffles eaten by …

↩ start another snivelling excuse 🃏 shuffle 🦄 random pathetic excuse

a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 a hippo 🦛 a pufferfish 🐡 a cheetah 😺 a tiger 🐯 a turkey 🦃 an elephant 🐘 a rhinoceros 🦏 a venomous snake 🐍 a cow 🐮

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