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Pet death

My sister had their beloved pet mouse 🐁 Dr Snuffles eaten by …

↩ start another snivelling excuse 🃏 shuffle 🦄 random pathetic excuse

a rhinoceros 🦏 a crocodile 🐊 a turkey 🦃 a cow 🐮 an ostrich 🐦 a bull 🐮 a warthog 🐗 a hyena 🐺 a wild boar 🐗 an elephant 🐘

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