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Pet death

My sister had their beloved pet mouse 🐁 Miss Snuffles eaten by …

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a velociraptor 🦖 a venomous snake 🐍 a bull 🐮 a hippo 🦛 a wild boar 🐗 a turkey 🦃 a tiger 🐯 a rhinoceros 🦏 a pufferfish 🐡 a bear 🐻

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