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Pet death

My sister had their beloved pet mouse 🐁 Miss Snuffles eaten by …

↩ start another snivelling excuse 🃏 shuffle 🦄 random pathetic excuse

a tiger 🐯 a bear 🐻 a rhinoceros 🦏 a lynx 😺 a warthog 🐗 an ostrich 🐦 a hyena 🐺 a turkey 🦃 a lion 🦁 a crocodile 🐊

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