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Pet death

My sister had their beloved pet mouse 🐁 Ms Snuffles eaten by …

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a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 a venomous snake 🐍 an elephant 🐘 a tiger 🐯 a bear 🐻 a velociraptor 🦖 a pufferfish 🐡 a hippo 🦛 a cheetah 😺 a lion 🦁

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