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Pet death

My sister had their beloved pet mouse 🐁 Ms Snuffles eaten by …

↩ start another snivelling excuse 🃏 shuffle 🦄 random pathetic excuse

a cow 🐮 a hyena 🐺 a velociraptor 🦖 a pufferfish 🐡 a lynx 😺 a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 a venomous snake 🐍 a turkey 🦃 a bear 🐻 a bull 🐮

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