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Pet death

My sister had their beloved pet mouse 🐁 Mrs Snuffles eaten by …

↩ start another snivelling excuse 🃏 shuffle 🦄 random pathetic excuse

a rhinoceros 🦏 a lion 🦁 a wild boar 🐗 a hyena 🐺 a turkey 🦃 an ostrich 🐦 a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 a hippo 🦛 a crocodile 🐊 a cow 🐮

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