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Pet death

My sister had their beloved pet mouse 🐁 Mrs Snuffles eaten by …

↩ start another snivelling excuse 🃏 shuffle 🦄 random pathetic excuse

an elephant 🐘 a cheetah 😺 an ostrich 🐦 a crocodile 🐊 a cow 🐮 a wild boar 🐗 a pufferfish 🐡 a lion 🦁 a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 a venomous snake 🐍

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