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Pet death

My sister had their beloved pet mouse 🐁 Mrs Snuffles eaten by …

↩ start another snivelling excuse 🃏 shuffle 🦄 random pathetic excuse

a hyena 🐺 a cheetah 😺 a rhinoceros 🦏 a bull 🐮 an ostrich 🐦 an elephant 🐘 a wild boar 🐗 a cow 🐮 a warthog 🐗 a turkey 🦃

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