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Pet death

My sister had their beloved pet mouse 🐁 Mr Snuffles eaten by …

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a wild boar 🐗 a hyena 🐺 a cow 🐮 a bull 🐮 a lynx 😺 a hippo 🦛 a venomous snake 🐍 a lion 🦁 a bear 🐻 a rhinoceros 🦏

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