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Pet death

My sister had their beloved pet mouse 🐁 Mr Snuffles eaten by …

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a turkey 🦃 a pufferfish 🐡 an ostrich 🐦 a hippo 🦛 a lion 🦁 a crocodile 🐊 a cow 🐮 a bear 🐻 a hyena 🐺 a rhinoceros 🦏

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