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Pet death

My sister had their beloved pet mouse 🐁 Weasley eaten by …

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a velociraptor 🦖 a warthog 🐗 a turkey 🦃 a pufferfish 🐡 a cow 🐮 a cheetah 😺 an ostrich 🐦 a rhinoceros 🦏 a tiger 🐯 a hippo 🦛

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