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Pet death

My sister had their beloved pet mouse 🐁 Weasley eaten by …

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a lion 🦁 a tiger 🐯 a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 a bear 🐻 a wild boar 🐗 an elephant 🐘 a hippo 🦛 a velociraptor 🦖 a cheetah 😺 a rhinoceros 🦏

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