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Pet death

My sister had their beloved pet mouse 🐁 Twilight Sparkle eaten by …

↩ start another snivelling excuse 🃏 shuffle 🦄 random pathetic excuse

a crocodile 🐊 a hyena 🐺 a bull 🐮 a wild boar 🐗 a turkey 🦃 a lynx 😺 a cow 🐮 a warthog 🐗 a tiger 🐯 a venomous snake 🐍

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