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Pet death

My sister had their beloved pet mouse 🐁 Trotsky eaten by …

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a bear 🐻 a turkey 🦃 a crocodile 🐊 a venomous snake 🐍 a hyena 🐺 a warthog 🐗 a pufferfish 🐡 an ostrich 🐦 a bull 🐮 an elephant 🐘

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