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Pet death

My sister had their beloved pet mouse 🐁 Trotsky eaten by …

↩ start another snivelling excuse 🃏 shuffle 🦄 random pathetic excuse

a velociraptor 🦖 a hyena 🐺 a warthog 🐗 a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 a hippo 🦛 a crocodile 🐊 a lynx 😺 a bear 🐻 a bull 🐮 a lion 🦁

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