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Pet death

My sister had their beloved pet mouse 🐁 Worf eaten by …

↩ start another snivelling excuse 🃏 shuffle 🦄 random pathetic excuse

a warthog 🐗 an elephant 🐘 a crocodile 🐊 a pufferfish 🐡 a velociraptor 🦖 a cheetah 😺 a venomous snake 🐍 a bull 🐮 a wild boar 🐗 a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝

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