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Pet death

My sister had their beloved pet parakeet 🦜 Sugar eaten by …

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a crocodile 🐊 a tiger 🐯 a bull 🐮 an ostrich 🐦 a cheetah 😺 a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 a venomous snake 🐍 a lion 🦁 a pufferfish 🐡 an elephant 🐘

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