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Pet death

My sister had their beloved pet parakeet 🦜 Pebbles eaten by …

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a lion 🦁 a turkey 🦃 a bear 🐻 a crocodile 🐊 a lynx 😺 a venomous snake 🐍 a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 a hippo 🦛 a pufferfish 🐡 a hyena 🐺

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