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Pet death

My sister had their beloved pet parakeet 🦜 Pebbles eaten by …

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a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 a lynx 😺 a turkey 🦃 a lion 🦁 a cow 🐮 a bear 🐻 a cheetah 😺 a hyena 🐺 a hippo 🦛 an ostrich 🐦

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