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Pet death

My sister had their beloved pet parakeet 🦜 Pebbles eaten by …

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a turkey 🦃 a pufferfish 🐡 a cow 🐮 a wild boar 🐗 a crocodile 🐊 a velociraptor 🦖 a tiger 🐯 a bull 🐮 an elephant 🐘 a hyena 🐺

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