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Pet death

My sister had their beloved pet parakeet 🦜 Princess eaten by …

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an elephant 🐘 a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 a bull 🐮 a lion 🦁 a bear 🐻 a wild boar 🐗 a hippo 🦛 a warthog 🐗 a tiger 🐯 a cheetah 😺

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